twilight

A book by some "apparaently" really good author that fat and ugly chicks sit reading in a library to try and escape the reality that they aren't loved, except by their friends. The storyline is something about a girl falling in love with a vampire. How The F*** does that work?

Guy 1: "Maybe shes a dyke, her and her friends hug a lot".

Guy 2: "No, look, shes reading twilight".

Guy 1:"Oh".

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