Covering The Stash

When you hide a hard-on by cupping your hand over your nuts.

Friend: “Doesn’t he look like he’s hiding a hard-on?”
Me: “He’s covering the stash, bro.”

Crocodile Trap

When someone chomps down on a dick when giving a blowjob.

Me: “I need surgery. My girl gave me a crocodile trap this morning.”

One-Pager

When you make someone ejaculate so much that it could soak through an entire sheet of paper.

Me: “I totally gave your mom a one-pager last night.”
Friend: 😐