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Nai Nai(Chinese for granny) wants to have sex tonite

Grandson: What do u want to do tonite granny?
Granny: 9912629

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Kinky Pinicking

Having erotic sex while pinicking in the park

Joelle and James were kinky pinicking when their friend Justin spotted them and got hard.

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mashi

Also known as horse shit

Helen: Stop being a mashi
Daniel: What? Are you saying im a cheebye?
Helen:: Oh shit i was high

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hornitchiwa

how to greet a horny bitch in the morning

jason: hornitchiwa
kiersten: r u greeting me or something
jason: yup since ur masturbating rite in the middle of my bed

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weewee

that is how large asian dicks are

dude your weewee is so small! no wonder no one wants to have sex wit u

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badou

an idiotic person

Stop being a badou!

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No candle no light

This means that you dont love a specific person anymore

Kiersten: Do you still love me?

Chad: No candle no light
Kiersten: Aww...what da fuck!!!

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