Woody

A talented Rocket League player with a tilting, demolition-heavy playstyle. Woody will attempt demolitions in scenarios that seem counterintuitive to the current positioning META but often creates opportunities for his teammates to score. Woody has over 90,000 total demolitions in his Rocket League career. He often gets called “absolute dogshit,” “a fucking giga-rat,” “talentless cuck,” and more because for some reason the average rocket league player can’t handle being taken out of the game for three seconds. Woody has probably received more death threats and has been told to kill himself more times than perhaps any other Rocket League player.

Woody: *demos opponent*

Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Woody you absolute piece of shit. I hope your mom gets cancer and everyone you love dies in a house fire. I hope your dog gets hit by a bus.”

Woody: *spawn demos snowflake opponent thrice consecutively*

Snowflake opponent: “Go fuck yourself” *Leaves the match*

Flip-reset

A flip reset is a high-level mechanic in the game “Rocket League” which, if executed properly, entitles you to mercilessly shit on your opponent if you are rank Champ 3 or below.

“Bro, I just did a flip-reset on you, you’re trash, ff, get out of my lobby bitch.”

Rocket League Sideswipe

A pretty decent mobile game. Sideswipe is essentially a simplified version of Rocket League and is probably the only decent thing Psyonix has done since the addition of Supersonic Legend to the RL competitive rank structure. Rocket League Sideswipe was released to the European and North American regions for download not long after the commencement of Season 5 and is probably the only thing Psyonix could have possibly done to redeem themselves after the S4 rewards catastrophe aside from an official announcement regarding a move to Unreal Engine 5.

Also referred to as “Pocket League” by thousands of 12-year-olds who all probably think they’re the first to say it.

“Bro, have you played Rocket League Sideswipe?”

“Yeah man, it’s pretty dope. Feels good to finally be able to air dribble.”

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Lethamyr

A former Rocket League professional player. Leth is now a full-time content creator and is perhaps the only retired pro who could still hold his own in a top 8 RLCS team. If there was a Rocket League hall of fame, Leth would no doubt be a top pick induction.

Bro I love Lethamyr, dude’s been retired for years and is still cracked.