Connor

A literal tub of lard. Nobody likes him, everybody hates him. Annoying and has no sense of personal space. I mean really what the fuck even is this kid? Usually wears shorts that are 3x too short for him, or wears the traditional trench coat and fedora. Connor is related to Eugene and is a branch of the Eugene family. Beware of his backpack, for like the Eugene he has an AK in his backpack. However, unlike Eugene he may have forgotten his ammunition, or have the wrong type of ammunition. He may even have a Nerf gun instead of the real thing, being too stupid to tell the difference. When he drops the pencil, run, because that means he is about to pull out the AK, and there is always a slight chance his dad helped him get the real thing. Connor never gets any ladies, and this is why he will shoot up his school.

Guy 1: CONNOR JUST DROPPED HIS PENCIL!! EVERYONE RUN
Guy 2: Nah man Connor doesn- OH SHIT HE HAS THE AK
*Everyone gets shot*

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