sleepurbate

The act of masturbating as to cause loss of stamina and increase of fatigue to induce sleep quickly.

Got a test tomorrow, better sleepurbate.

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wake and shake

to masturbate immediately or soon after waking from slumber. similar to a wake and bake

I had a dream about Vida Guerra--had to wake and shake like a madman.

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double header

masturbating two times or more consecutively. as in, without loss of erection.

School's out tomorrow. I think I'll pull off a double header.

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trifactor

simultaneous double penetration and oral sex

customer: "Does Jenna Haze get trifactor'd in this DVD?"

cashier: "Yeah, in the gangbang scene."

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