Rooney

A rooney (noun)
Is another word for a hair transplant and was derived from English footballer/donkey/ogre Wayne Rooney having a hair transplant in 2011

Dave: "OI! CARL WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!"
Carl: "I didn't want to be bald so I had a Rooney"

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Abdulistan

Abdulistan (noun)
Is a name given to the country where all the Paki taxi drivers come from

Dave: "How did you get here then? I thought your car was in the garage"
Carl: "I got a taxi from a paki from Abdulistan"

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