urinal dollars

A socioeconomic measure of a town. The game is played at a bar and involves putting a single dollar at a time in a urinal and pissing on them throughout the night. The amount of acrued soaked dollars that finally are picked up by a local indicates the fiscal health of the town.

After the factory closed the town was really hurting because urinal dollars ended at $2 last night at Pat's bar.

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Hattie

The act of a skank having three children sired by three different men. It draws a stong relationship to the hat trick in hockey, where a player scores three goals in a single game.

Upon news of that skank's Hattie we all threw our hats at her feet.

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