fuck

A nice word used towards old people it means crusty old bitch.

jessica: fuck
Mary the grandma: JESSICA DONT CALL ME A CRUSTY BITCH FAT CUNT

banana

the banana, a useful dildo that can be used at any time, any time of day.
you shove it up your ass and go: yuhhh whomp

jessica kinda hot *shoves a potato up her ass*

jessica: ahh its too small *she grabs a banana*
shoves a banana up her ass
jessica: ahh thats better yoinkers