tardbait

Some one or thing that is particularly attractive to retarded people.

The half-eaten and insect covered Snickers bar was the only piece of tardbait in the public restroom.

Brad has that overly friendly look, he's a total tardbaiter.

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cockshire

1. The area surrounding a cock
2. Literary device used in many shakespeare plays

Damn, my cockshire itches

We musn't forget william shakespeare's use of the cockshire in Othello

fo shizzle my nizzo

"For sure, my ni**er."
"Definitely, my good friend."

"Y'all headin' ta Tre's BBQ?"
"Fo shizzle my nizzo, that shit's gonna be off the heezy fo sheezy."

luge

A large marijuana cigarette. Short for "lugar".

Yo, spark it up, Dave rolled a fat luge.

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moofin

Created in Perth, Western Australia it describes a Muff, cunt etc.

Also used as a term of excitement or agreement with something someone has done. An affirmative answer to a question.

"I boned her sweet moofin"

"Want a beer?" "Moofin!"

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waffle

Like a pancake with syrup traps.

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straightline

Similar to the 'Hot Carl' sexual maneuver, where one partner defecates in the other's mouth.

Brent straightlined his domestic partner Brad.

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