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star trek phone

A flip style cell phone, usually low end by today's standards, resembling the Star Trek communicator device used in the original series.

I'm surprised no one has defined the star trek phone yet on Urban Dictionary, lots of people use this term.

Daffney put down her star trek phone yesterday, just stared at me and struck up a conversation, never telling the other person to hold.

by whitey803 March 30, 2013


stellanator

A humongous (and delicious), mother of all hamburgers served at a local (Bellevue, Nebraska) hamburger joint (Stella's), of which only about a half dozen men, and one 110 lb woman, to date, were able to entirely consume, at one sitting. This monster probably has enough food in it for several day's meals, and would instantly destroy any diet you embark upon. The Stellanator includes in its ingredient list: "six burger patties, six eggs, six pieces of cheese, a heaping helping of bacon, a big olรขย€ย™ slab of mayo, heart-stopping fried onions, jalapenos, two curvaceous buns, and AN ENTIRE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER"

Phil: How 'bout a Stellanator for lunch today? Meet you over there!
Rich: No way, man, it'd kill my diet, and I'd never be able to eat all that.
Phil: Wuss.
Rich: Seriously, Phil, I'll join you for a single, or maybe perhaps a double, but no way could I do an entire Stellanator. Second thoughts, I'll go. I'll bring a doggie bag for what I can't finish. Lunch for the week.

by whitey803 October 28, 2012


gut bomb

A usually very tasty super-sized fast food or greasy spoon diner food item that, when ingested, immediately explodes in your gut, decimating your stomach lining. The item usually has a very short (but painful) residence time in your digestive tract before performing a rapid exit to the outside world, and being released back into the wild (e.g., the toilet).

Phil: I'm going to Estelle's for one of those triple decker gut bombs with peanut butter and bacon toppings.
Wayne: Three hamburger patties? Donno if my stomach can handle that at my age? For chrissakes, I'm lucky if I can down a single.
Phil: But you have to go for it, it's the ultimate gut bomb, and you only live once!

by whitey803 October 28, 2012

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