spamanoid

adj. the condition whereby one believes they are receiving more junk email than they actually are, and on occasion, missing important messages, believing them to be junk.

"Bill, just because I sent you a message from my work email doesn't make it junk—you're being overly spamanoid.

Spam+Paranoid

preamble

n. The rituals and rites, the gathering of things and the tying of shoes, that immediately preceed a walk.

I'm almost ready to go on a walk with you, but I'm going through my preamble and I can't find my shoes or my keys.

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