skiweed

n. Marijuana smoked while skiing or snowboarding.

Dude, I almost ran into a tree because of your crazy skiweed.

affect

To deeply feel something when something is said to you.

v. Yo, that affects me, you know what I'm sayin'?

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skiweeding

v. Skiing or snowboarding while under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, the only thing more dangerous than skiweeding is LSDskiing.

Horrocious

Anything that is way beyond atrocious; horrendously atrocious.

Whitey dances horrociously.

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FJ Cruiser

Faux Jeep (Jepe in French)

An ugly off-road vehicle made by Toyota.

Did you see that yellow FJ Cruiser?

You mean the yellow faux jepe.

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Flojob

When you sign up for Progressive car insurance and then find out you could have saved more with Geico.

Dude, those Progressive commercials really Flojob a lot of potential customers.

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soothgoogling

When a person for fun types a search phrase into Google (and is given a drop-down menu of choices of some of the most popular search phrases) in order to see what are the most popular Google searches.

You wouldn’t believe the top phrase that showed up yesterday as I was soothgoogling.