Random
Source Code
Random
When you sign up for Progressive car insurance and then find out you could have saved more with Geico.
Dude, those Progressive commercials really Flojob a lot of potential customers.
7π 11π
n. Marijuana smoked while skiing or snowboarding.
Dude, I almost ran into a tree because of your crazy skiweed.
Anything that is way beyond atrocious; horrendously atrocious.
Whitey dances horrociously.
6π 54π
To deeply feel something when something is said to you.
v. Yo, that affects me, you know what I'm sayin'?
23π 28π
When a person for fun types a search phrase into Google (and is given a drop-down menu of choices of some of the most popular search phrases) in order to see what are the most popular Google searches.
You wouldnΓ’ΒΒt believe the top phrase that showed up yesterday as I was soothgoogling.
Faux Jeep (Jepe in French)
An ugly off-road vehicle made by Toyota.
Did you see that yellow FJ Cruiser?
You mean the yellow faux jepe.
24π 95π
v. Skiing or snowboarding while under the influence of marijuana.
Dude, the only thing more dangerous than skiweeding is LSDskiing.