Dangerous Retard

The original title of John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men, according to the comedy podcast Cum Town.

Just picked up my copy of the "Dangerous Retard"

Quiz bowl

Quiz bowl (or quizbowl) is a game that is similar to Jeopardy but with teams and more academic questions, most popular among high school and college students in the United States. Since getting good at it requires a lot of time, practice, and intense studying, a school's quizbowl team is typically insular and close-knit.

Person 1: Hey you around to chill tonight?
Person 2: I can't, I have to get up early for a quiz bowl tournament tomorrow
Person 1: Lame

Person 1: You gonna get fucked up at the tailgate?

Person 2: I can't, I'm 100 miles away at a quiz bowl tournament answering questions about quantum mechanics, Rachmaninoff's piano concertos, Restoration-era playwrights, and the Byzantine Empire, among hundreds of other topics
Person 1: What a fucking nerd