v for vendetta

When you try to take a piss, but rather than one steady stream like you expected, it comes out in two or more different directions, up to 90° apart.

V because it can take a 'V' shape as you wee.

Vendetta because it usually leads to you missing the toilet/urinal, or getting it on your shoes.

Whenever I take a piss standing up, there's like a 50% chance it'll pull a dam V for Vendetta and I miss the target. Something must be wrong with the front door...

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