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the 24 hours after a virgin christian girl gets married and is able to engage in sexual intercourse
Im getting married tomorrow, but I'm most excited for the Jesus Window.
the medical miracle that describes the synchronization of many men's erections stimulated by a non-sexual event
Is there a boner train going on right now? I can see a few pairs of tight pants?
A man who was attractive in the past, but has lost all charm and is no longer desired
Steve Buschemi is such a limp pimp.
a bagel that one uses to pleasure themself
I lost my wang bagel yesterday. This has been the dullest weekend ive had in a while.
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a straight man who is more desired by men than women
John Stamos is such a dong magnet
My dad left me some hairy water this morning and I had to clean it up.
a phrase used to describe the art of engaging in sexual relations with many women
I had sexual relations with many women, it was a real poon cruise.
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