guy incognito

Homer Simpson's exact double, whom he saw lying unconcious outside of Moe's Tavern. Sadly, before Homer could find out who this individual was, he was distracted by a dog with a puffy tail.

"This man is my exact double! THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!"

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Preparation H Raymond

A man who freely, and lovingly, distributes Preparation H to the masses. Was one time convincted of murder, but he escaped and continues to spread love, joy, and anal relief.

If your bottom's not feeling fine, Raymond's here, Raymond's here Squirt this where the sun don't shine, Raymond's here to help.

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genis-vell

Son of Captain Mar-Vell. Genis went temporarily batshit fucking nuts, but he's better now.

"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! I am God!"

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Les Moonves

The Devil incarnae. CEO of CBS & UPN networks. Responsible for the cancellation of STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE. From my parents basement, Les, I stab at thee!

"Durr! I'm a retard named Les Moonves!"

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