back caps

the back side of your knee, or back side of your knee cap. due to its difficult-to-reach location it tends to sunburn often and remain hairy after the rest of the leg has been shaved.

ann: oh my gosh jan, your back caps are so red!
jan: i know! when i put sunscreen on i missed that part and now my back caps hurt like a bitch whenever i sit down.

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blob

(v.) to blob. to move in a drunken stupor in a way very similar to an aoemeba or a blob of goo. to roll/slide around shapelessly and unbalanced when extremely wasted or just very fat.

Joe had so much to drink that he kept blobbing off the couch onto the floor.

Ted blobbed into the room after downing 25 shots of tequlia and practically melted onto the bed.

Bob was so fat he had to blob out of his chair since his legs couldnt support him.

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