Perf

(purf). Vulgar.



–noun
:
1.a flatus expelled through the anus whilst on one's period.
2.an irritating or foolish person covered in blood



-verb:
3.to expel a flatus through the anus during the menstrual cycle (break blood). Can be disgustingly audible like slapping a raw porterhouse steak against a slab of concrete.
4.to waste time during the menstrual cycle usually by hibernating or binging.

The other day while me and Becky were at the Wahl-mart, Becky had the most epic perf we had to leave the store because they banned us, and I was like say wha?

That faggle is being such a perf!

Rhonda perfed the other day in line at the McDonalds poor girl... everyone knows you shouldn't wear white after Labor Day.

I was perfing around the pantry the other day and wore myself out so I decided to take a three-day nap.

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