fraggot

A LAN party closet-case who will never, ever have sex with a woman, despite potentially experiencing hallucinations to someday do so.

"No, I don't want to hear about the latest half-life mod, you silly fraggot."

FYPM

abbrev. Fuck you, pay me.

Used in protest to an unfair change in a given plan, calling attention to the requirement of additional compensation for one's efforts.

Lumbergh: Yeeeah, we're going to need you to come in on Saturday...

Peter: FYPM.

bmtg

abbr.

buy-me-things girl.

a woman, by function of either incompetence or malice, demands an inordinate amount of financial support.

she was fun for a romp, but definitely not girlfriend material - she's a total bmtg.

junket

n: a conference, retreat or otherwise third-party (read: company, government, etc) subsidized event for which an individual personally pays little to nothing, but reaps extreme benefits.

"flying out for another junket. forward my mail."

compensation

Tit for tat. Quid pro quo. The core drive of western society. That which drives us to do better (or worse). Recompense for a job well (or poorly) done.

I will help you out, but I require some compensation.