fraggot

A LAN party closet-case who will never, ever have sex with a woman, despite potentially experiencing hallucinations to someday do so.

"No, I don't want to hear about the latest half-life mod, you silly fraggot."

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FYPM

abbrev. Fuck you, pay me.

Used in protest to an unfair change in a given plan, calling attention to the requirement of additional compensation for one's efforts.

Lumbergh: Yeeeah, we're going to need you to come in on Saturday...

Peter: FYPM.

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bmtg

abbr.

buy-me-things girl.

a woman, by function of either incompetence or malice, demands an inordinate amount of financial support.

she was fun for a romp, but definitely not girlfriend material - she's a total bmtg.

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junket

n: a conference, retreat or otherwise third-party (read: company, government, etc) subsidized event for which an individual personally pays little to nothing, but reaps extreme benefits.

"flying out for another junket. forward my mail."

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compensation

Tit for tat. Quid pro quo. The core drive of western society. That which drives us to do better (or worse). Recompense for a job well (or poorly) done.

I will help you out, but I require some compensation.

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