Churchill High School

Churchill High School, located in Livonia, Michigan is the home of an astute bunch. Firstly, the CAPA kids who play with each others holes and congregate near the Black Box have no problem sucking face and dropping pants at any spot they get. The MSC kids think they know the struggles of the world when they a 98% instead of a 99% on their AP Comp Sci exam, The Student Council is the most embarrassing orgy of badly painted mental health signs and ugly, ugly fucking spirit weeks, and the Band is.. The band. They wear funny hats though. Not going to lie, shut it down now.

“You been to Churchill High School recently?”

“Not after that old shitty Urban Dictionary Post from 2006 about it. Any different now?”

“Not really.”