white lighter

A white disposable lighter, generally Bic brand, that was either white at purchase or had the plastic wrapper removed.

Generally suspected of causing bad luck by superstitious morons who don't understand that they got in trouble because they smoked pot, not because they used a white lighter to smoke pot.

Stoner without any semblance of logic: "Dude, I hit a bowl with a white lighter and then I got pulled over."

Smart stoner: "Were you smoking while you were driving?"

SWASOL: "Yeah man, I lit up at the traffic light outside the police station."

SS: "..."

SWASOL: "I know, right? White lighters, man. Bad news."

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