Jacqueline

The name of a crazy "babymomma" who lies about who the father of her baby is because she really does not know. Most are ratchet and go by either "Jackie" or "Jack." Probably has smoked meth and most definitely lost custody of her kids. Has at LEAST three "babydaddies" and can commonly be referred to as Shrek because of an off putting facial feature (such as a pig nose or Dumbo ears)

"Did you see Jacqueline smoking that meth pipe as she paid for her food with an EBT card? "

"Yeah, that's Jackie for ya!"

"Hey, Jack, where's your son? I haven't seen you with him for years."

"Oh, my dumb baby daddy has custody because I love meth."

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Brentley

The most handsome guys in the world are named Brentley. Usually has beautiful brown eyes and dark skin. Known to be a great father, best friend, and husband. Hardworking, faithful, fantastic lover, and loving. Love naps and can be impatient.

Oh, and they usually have a nice ass.

"Brentley is my husband."
"Really? Damn, you are SO lucky!"

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