Placebo Covid

When someone who doesn't believe Covid is real gets Covid. The individual will ignore medical diagnosis and self-diagnose with a placebo variant.

Honey, I don't have Covid, it's not real! I simply have a case of Placebo Covid

titapussyrex

Noun: Large, sagging breasts of an elderly person, typically female. These breasts, after decades at war with gravity, sag so badly that the space between begins to resemble a vagina.

My elderly neighbor, Velma, use to be a fox, but she has clearly lost her battle with gravity. Her chest now looks like a titapussyrex.