Ghetto Butter

prolific ammounts of dog excrement found in U.K. Estates.

Driver - "oi bruv, you better be careful not to step in any ghetto butter as you get out the car"

Passenger - "cos we in the ghetto?"

Driver - "'zakly"

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brown out

- from blackout

* a long period of time of going without a turd

* person: "my guts were so twisted it was like there had been a 4 day brown out"

* person: "i've had a brown out for the last couple of days, do you think i should see the doctor? i'm worried i might start leaking at any moment"

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Dr. Pepper

a.k.a. 'D.P.'

* you know its a soft drink.... you proberly know what it tastes like.

* better with rum than cola is

dp and rum drinker: "damn, this tastes better than rum an cola"

observer : "what? doc.P. is filth.. and so's rum, im a finish my lager an leave you to your sickness"

28👍 71👎