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Abraham Lincoln

An awkward, introverted silence that falls over a group of people as a result of everyone zoning out. It's a scientific fact that whenever there's an awkward silence, someone is thinking of Abraham Lincoln, and that these silences can only be broken by invoking his name.

Max: So, I'm thinking of shaving my pubes...

Group: ...

(Amy looks up)

Amy: Abraham Lincoln!

Chuck: Wha--?

Max: Oh, thank god!

by wikiwikiwerewolf April 8, 2011

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