Bench

Used to replace the word bitch when arround children or other people who you know are offended by swear words.

Look out! She'll go all bench on you.

ook

An ook is a step up from a hunyuik (pronounced: Hun-Yuck)
A Hunyuik is a step up from dirt.
In other words, two steps up from dirt.
Used when people are sinking to a lower level.

Ex 1: Child is running around causing trouble.
Father says, "Quit being an ook."

Ex 2:
Girl 1: How was the party last night?
Girl 2: Ok, but this guy kept trying to hump me on the dance floor. He thought he was cool and all.
Girl 1: Oh, an ook.

Put a book in your hand.

A saying used by people (parents mostly) to control someone else (usually, their children).

Kids are running around causing trouble.
Father walks in and says, "Sit down and put a book in your hand."