iLady

While texting with an iPhone or a similar smartphone, send your friends a naked iLady by using the following characters:

First text: (.Y.) OR ( . Y . ) (breasts; add a space on either side of the period/nipple to make the boobs bigger
Then text: l . l (abdomen/navel)
Then text: ({8}) (hips/ass/vag/asshole)

She should come out looking like this:

(.Y.)
l . l
((8))

She doesn't have a face, but kissing on the mouth is too personal anyway.....we're going right for that stretchy 8....

Julie sent me an iLady during my sales presentation and I laughed my ass off as each text came in!!! Look at the huge vag she has!!! Stretchy 8!!

(.Y.)
l . l
((8))

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Stretchy 8

When a woman has had tons of sex vaginally and anally, her holes (which resemble the number 8, especially when texting an iLady) get stretched out considerably. A stretchy 8 is also achieved by the modern lesbian as her partner might be a bit too ambitious when picking out the size of their strap on.

"I slept with this girl last night and could hardly feel that I was even inside her!! Talk about a stretchy 8 - after several kids and apparently tons of sex, her shit was loose as a goose!! She needs a vaginal rejuvenation or to get going on some kegal exercises!! Damn!!

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