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A herb used to treat feline insomnia
I must stop by the vet and pick up some katonic for ny sleep deprived cat.
A charva (sngl) is a person that has a very low IQ, a very limited vocabulary and a very low status on the social ladder of the United Kingdom. Charvers (pl)originally from the North East reigon of England (eg Newcastle, Sunderland & Middlesbrough) plague the streets of these cities in large groups as it it the only way for them to gather any remote intelligence of their species as indivaidual charvers only have a fraction of a brain-cell within them.
This inferior species of mankind are set in the ways of trying to destroy themselves by taking drugs, drinking cheap alchol such as cider, by smoking. Charvers also put the lives of other people at stake as well as the have a habit of stealing cars (particularly old models of nissans and fords as well as transit vans) and driving them at unsafe velocities until the crash which then causes their inferior minds to contemplate setting the car or van alight as they believe it is a good idea and fun.
Should you run into a charva or a group of charvers (otherwise known as a crew) you are likely to be asked a question in the language of the charva that is almost impossible to understand. At the most a charva may be able to make a barley co-herient sentence such as "Lens 'is a tab" or " Hu you think ur lukin at, ye want bangin out"
Charvers dispise anyone who shows any signs of individuality. They can only tolerate being around people who dress like them. The typical charver clothing consists of a horizontally striped fred perry jumper, tracksuit bottoms, over priced hiking boots named rockports and overpriced waterproof coats called berghaus's.
Should you come across any of these poor, socially retarded, exuses of human beings it is recommended that you do not make eye contact and that you walk away as if they detect any eye contact between you and them they will look to pick a fight with you.
The view on charvers in many north eastern cities of the UK is that they are a waste of time, space, money and resources and that they only exist as a plague of todays modern day society.
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To take another dose of laxatives
Joe was still constipated and decided to relax.
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A person who alters clothes for people who have gained weight.
After gaining 20 pounds Larry had to take his suit to a phatsew.
No desire to leave the house,sluggish, the blahs
Jake had a busy week and declined an invitation to go out due to his wanderless
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The early TV era before most households had color TV and or remote controls
I grew up in the precomote years when the TV picture was black and white and you actuality had to get up to turn it off/on or change the channel.
To display/flash bare buttocks by a small in stature prankster.
I was the victim of a minimoon by a scrawny, bony assed, teenager today. I called the police but I could not describe his face.
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