toink

a late 80s/early 90s inspired floppy, funky material-covered, ugly hair tie for women. usually worn with neon orange shirt w/ shoulder pads, white cowboy boots with faux leather fringe and tucked-in acid-washed jeans...while funneling (or beer bonging) red, white & blue or piels beer. in a word "hot". hair was usually arranged sticking out of the top of your head like a hair fountain for maximum sexiness.

has anyone seen my toink? i need to get ready for the kegger!

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the combo

a total pleasure session with a blow job combined with a hand job - keeps everyone happy...mostly the chick i think. i personally spend more time on the hand job. :)

Boy - "How about a sloppy bj tonight?"
Girl - "How about the combo to satisfy you, you huge stud?"

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