willi

willi is short for williamstown, it's the grousest suburb this side of the west gate, and also the grousest suburb in melbourne. you go to willi, not through it.

it's got a beach and also a coles. it's got more ice cream shops than you can chuck a stick at, but hardly anyone chucks sticks 'coz they're all so dardi down there.

it's got heaps of pubs, but they're all naff, so you just sink piss down at willi beach.

and shaun micallef lives there.

lad - hey dardi, you wanna come drink some tins down at willi beach?

dardi - yeh!! shit yeh!!

lad - siiiick!!!!

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