A Asian that is normally very cool and popular, they are so chinky that they eat the Chinese food from the cafeteria even they know they might possible die. Your can carry a Porta-Asain around with you to do your science homework, and to know general facts.They are also work well to break into vending machines. For those in school hours when you really need a snack.
Edgar:Guess what?
Will:What?
Edgar:Today I got a limited edition Bruce Lee Porta-Asain.
Will:Looks like this is going to be a good year of school.
Edgar:To bad you have a Kim Jong-il Porta-Asain
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Adj:The pussy, vigina. Ovealtine slang for pussy because pussy can become dry and chalky just like oveltine powder.
BOB: Joe why is that porn star saying "you got a tight ovaltine"?
JOE: Bob ovaltine is slang for pussy, because pussy could get dry and chalky just like ovaltine powder.
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The Canadian Factor is what you say when something is messed up by Canadians either but not knowing how to spell, taking hockey in gym to seriously, being excessively dumb.
Will- "Nick were going to play hockey today in Gym."
Nick- "Nice I hope I can hit the girls they seem like some giant sissy's."
Will- "There is the Canadian factor again, I need to find new friends."
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