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Uproarious laughter from a large woman in an office meeting because she believes that the boss has made a funny.
Ho hum. Another work meeting with plenty of Cankle Cackle from the resident hefers.
Watching all episodes of an entire TV series in a row with little or no breaks.
Betty: Where has Mike been? I haven't seen him for like two weeks.
Jen: He's binge-lining "Breaking Bad"...
Betty: What's that; like watching every eposode in a row?
Jen: Yep. He says he's tired of not being able to understand all of those references to Heisenberg and Jesse Pinkman that he hears all of the time.
Betty: Heisenberg?
Hook Into You. The act of configuring a product so that the absolute maximum amount of information can be collected from the user.
Tim: I just got a new phone and all I've been doing for two days is turning shit off. I swear to God they track every fucking thing you do or say!
Mike: That's hookindaya. As in "hook into you".
Tim: I'll say. Heaven help us if they ever decide they don't like us.
Mike: Ha. I try not to think about it.
I have finished babbling incoherently.
When an idiot (with zero regard for whether or not anyone is understanding what was said) finishes, he or she will often say: "Does that make sense?"
The Information Gathering Period. The time period when social media companies gathered information on all of the citizens of the Earth, with the intent of obtaining complete control over them.
Crap. Why weren't we paying more attention to what was going on during The IGP? Now we're fucked.
I am a whore with $100,000 in credit card debt and more issues than Vogue.
Most men know that "No more games!" in a woman's dating app description really means 'Run the fuck away at full speed and don't look back!"
1. Perform a heinous act.
2. People will respond to the heinous act.
3. Vilify the responders to the heinous act.
Throughout history we've seen vilismack used by tyrants.
Hitler used vilismack when he killed Jews, then vilified any Germans who complained about the atrocity
More recently, Democrats engaged in vilismack when they cheated in the counting of the 2020 election ballots, then they vilified Americans who responded to the fraud.