Salami Dick

The salami dick is a gigantic log-like red penis that has the ability to shapeshift. In solid form it retains its natural shape, but on the owner's will it can transform into whatever it wishes, all while retaining its purple-ish, red color.

Yo, I love having a salami dick, when I didn't have a blender I used it as the blender to make my protein shakes in the morning.

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