float a biscuit

lay a really stale or wet fart

I just floated a serious biscuit

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pot noodle

to stay in and have a wank on a saturday afternoon

"What did u do over the weekend?"
"this and that, bit of a pot noodle"

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tedge

An armband worn by Czechoslovakian soldiers when entering the local beer hall.

tedge mathews

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loose

loose is similar in meaning to stale, when describing banter-however it can also be used to describe an easy woman

Lindemann has loose banter

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stale

the description for poor banter

Henry Lindemann has staly banter

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