A Gibbo

A overly camp man who has all the traits of a gay man but sleeps with women. Lives on a diet of subway salads and humus and never drinks on a night out unless there is a ready supply of Bacardi Breezer's, reefs or WKDs behind the bar, in which case these will only be drunk 'strawpedo' style.

"Look at that guy over there in his Mini Cooper rocking the deep V t-shirt"

"Man, what a Gibbo!!"

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dick chomp

when someone's getting a road head, hit a pothole, and the girl's mouth involuntarily chomps down on the dick

guy 1: dude i was getting a road head last night..
guy 2: that's awesome!
guy 1: yeah, but then we hit a pothole and she dick chomped me
guy 2: bitch!

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