Suri

The evil alien spawn of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. The chosen child of Scientology born 4/19/06.

L. Ron Hubbard smiled an evil grin when Suri was born.

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decablelized

What the cable company does when they figure out your stealing cable.

"Dude - WTF?! I came home from work today and I've been decablelized. Shit!"

rich undercover

When a man keeps it on the down low that he is rich so as not to attact gold diggers.

"Girl, you better go out with him! Hi is totally rich undercover."

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peanut butter people

Person of questionable origin. Someone who has skin the color of peanut butter.

"I hope the peanut butter people don't buy that house down the street."

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pot squat

The awkward stance a female takes when using a public restroom so as not to directly touch the toilet.

"Be sure to do the pot squat or you may get crotch crickets."

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sticky titties

Molded, breast-like, cupped forms made of either silicone or fabric which magically stick to your boobs and clasp together in the middle. Similar to a strapless bra but there is no back. They can be adjusted closer or further together for maximum cleavage. The most fabulous invention. E.V.E.R.

Ashley, you know that dress I couldn't wear because of the whole "bra issue"? Check it out - I'm wearing sticky titties!

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sausage nips

Refers to nipples which resemble the size, shape and color of sausage.

"Look at the sausage nips on her!"

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