Clay

A person who loves themself beyond all reason.

Clays always have 10+ types of cologne

Clays always have 5+ "model" pictures of themselves on their phone

Clays THINK they can get any girl

Clays always have blonde hair

Clays always wear collared preppy shirts

Clays die if not allowed to gel their hair for any length of time

Clays never reach puberty

Clays are short

Clays are scared shitless when they see colored people

Clays roll up their windows when driving through poor neighborhoods

Wow stop looking at yourself in the mirror you clay

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