lightbulb

A breakdancing palm tree from the Hagaren fandom.

Q: How many Hagaren fangirls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:....
Fangirls: OMFG WHAT IF ENVY *IS* THE LIGHTBULB!?!?!?

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throws Mike at it

The ultimate solution to fixing badly done anime dubs.

1. Find Mike McFarland
2. Kidnap him and take him to your place of residence.
3. Pick him up
4. Throw him at your TV while a badly dubbed anime is on the screen
5. Repeat while yelling "FIX IT!"




Note: This was brought about during a conversation about how much we respect Mike McFarland and the amazing job he is doing on Fullmetal Alchemist. I'd like to add in here a defintion for God reading "God: Mike McFarland" but have person convictions against that.

Person 1: ;_;
Person 3: What's wrong?
Person 1: The Tokyo Mew Mew dub sucks.
Person 2: Too bad Mike isn't working on it.
Person 1: ::picks Mike up and throws him at it:: Fix it!

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Zeppelin'd

A phrase commonly found within the Hagaren (Fullmetal Alchemist) fandom.

When a shrimp goes through a gate, a zeppelin appears, thus falling on the shrimp. This has thus been entitled "Zeppelin'd".

n00b: OMFG LYK ED ERLCI IS MY HUBSAND!!!1!11
Pwner: OMFG ZEPPELIN'D.
n00b: *ded*

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hellcon

Hellcon is the embodiment of the fictitious Anime Convention conceived by the Fullmetal Alchemist fandom on LiveJournal know as "hell-con."

While the later is a fictional convention, Hellcon has become an actual scheduled event. Hellcon is thus described as the gathering of members of a specific Fullmetal Alchemist fandom situationed on LJ.

Clad in crackishly-bright yellow t-shirts with the flamel logo a patented (not really but let's pretend) Hellcon slogan, a Hellcon at your con will be hard to miss.

Officially sanctioned by voice actor Vic Mignogna (who is also the acting "host") and with such guests as "God", "Travy", "Kevykins," "Farfignoogen", and more, Hellcon has a strong foundation and will be a mainstain at conventions across the country for years to come.



As of 2005, there are three official Hellcons scheduled.

Hellcon Central will be held at Project A-Kon in Dallas.

Hellcon East will be held at Otakon in Baltimore.

Hellcon West will be held at Anime Expo in Anaheim.

Offshoots for Hellcon are also scheduled for Anime Central in Chicago, Anime North in Toronto, Anime Boston in (get this) Boston, and several other conventions coming up in the 2006 convention season.



So grab your bags, get your fangirl beating sticks ready, and stock up on sour patch straws and pocky.... because we're going to Hellcon!

Hellcon Slogan 1: "Hellcon: Invading Vic's Garage Since 2005."

Hellcon Slogan 2: "Hellcon.... It's a Con Within a Con!"

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