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The point where you meet an attractive woman but you've had too much to drink, talk utter shite and totally fuck it up before collapsing into a black hole of stupidity and self-loathing.
Judging by the look on her face, he's just fallen into the drinkularity
the horror of suddenly remembering you're living in a pandemic
I was watching a concert on youtube and suddenly remembered we're not allowed to do that anymore. Total brightmare.
unadventurous, tedious sexual activity restricted to the missionary position in a libido-sapping, grinding tedium where the only respite is found in conjured images of grocery shopping lists.
Oh how I yearned for something with a bit of chocolate but only ever got a digestive biscuit.
A person who bores the hell out of anyone within earshot about their low-carb diet.
Bob wouldn't stop droning on about his Atkin's diet, he's such a carbibore.
To correct somebody who is clearly talking out of his arse.
After listening to his horseshit for a bit, I thought I'd rectify the situation.
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Being elbowed over to the other side of the bed by your partner using only her ass.
I was snoring so she elbummed me away