Evan

The biggest manwhore you will ever meet. He lies and cheats and he spikes his hair like he's 12. He is pretentious rich white boy that the world is better without. He thinks hes all that but he can only get girls who look like they are in middle school. He thinks hes so metal but he listens to stupid emo scene bands. Dating him is hell. He claims that he has real issues when in reality he his only issues are first world problems like "ugh im gunna kill myself because my parents bought me a white iphone 6 instead of a black one" (Real quote from him). He thinks hes all that because hes on swim team... But hes the worst one on the team (Awkward).

"Hey Evan, how are you?"
"Im PIMPINNNNN i have so many bitches and im filthy rich!! Get away from me pesant"

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