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you find a nice girl, you take her home and get to know her. you get to the next step and decide to get into the bedroom, aka your local forest. you take a baseball cap, shit inside it, and put it on her head to assert dominance. then have her shit into it as well and pee inside it (if possible, ejaculate inside as well). this experience WILL bring two lovers closer than ever
Friend 1: Sorry man, Iâve got to go, my gf needs me to do something
Friend 2: Man, ever since you and Ashley did the Seattle Deep Dish youâve been joined at the hip!
Related or pertaining to the Harlem Whirlwind. Strictly required execution in New York. When you pick up a prostitute, at least 70 years old, and take her home. Then, proceed to take her titties (which should be sagging to the floor) and throw her around the room, creating enough centripetal force that you both start floating. The Brooklyn Beyblade is a great alternative to flying on commercial airlines.
Person 1: Iâve got to get to San Francisco in two days, and no airline is gonna get there that fast!
Person 2: Try a Brooklyn Beyblade, if you canât find a girl my grandma needs money.