FBFO

Facebooking from the office. The opposite of facebooking from home.

"Hey Mandy, I saw your comments on Facebook earlier, did you stay home today?"

"Nah, I was fbfo."

"Ah, gotcha."

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Ukranian Pirate

A situation that occurs when, while performing fairly vigorous oral sex, the penis is misdirected and pokes the performer in the eye, possibly resulting in the need for an eye patch.

George: "Dude, what happened to Sheila's eye?! She's wearing an eye patch!"

Ivan: "She was blowin Sergei in the back of a Buick and he gave her a Ukranian Pirate."

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