fsotd

first shit of the day (fsotd) - arriving to work and finding the nice, freshly cleaned bathroom, and being the first person to shit in the toilet.

"Man I had all that coffee and a bran muffin for breakfast, but since I was at work so early I was still in time to take the fsotd!"

"How was it?"

A clean bathroom makes for a great first shit of the day."

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moffice

A man office. An office or workspace, usually located in the home, designed by and for a man. The moffice includes features and amenities that support a man's lifestyle - such as posters on the wall, big screen TV, comfortable seating, and even a kegerator. It's where a man goes to work.

Similar: Mancave in a more business-like setting.

-Dude, are you going to be working later?

-Yeah, I'm working out of my moffice today. Come by for a beer since I'm about to send in my report.

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bathroom karma

when you clean up the bathroom toilet and surrounding area after taking a major dump, with the hope that other users of the bathroom will do the same thing - since you'll likely be coming back there later that day to use the bathroom again.

dude, i wiped my seat and changed the roll of paper after my last shit since i'm trying to score some bathroom karma. that burrito i had for lunch isn't sitting well and i'm sure i'll be back in the bathroom later this afternoon.

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