Hoodmosexual

(male) A hood, usually urban, male who pays too much attention to rap icon wardrobes and not his own personal appearance. Known to wear tank tops, sagging pants, dingy underwear, colorful femmy socks, and blindingly bright Nikes. With an average weight of 105, he might be seen with a belt wrapped twice around his mid-thigh. Occasionally wears cartoon character socks (such as Hello Kitty) and women's hair bows.

(female) A hoodbat, usually urban, female who pays too much attention to Nicki Minaj's batted looks and not their her own personal appearance. Known to wear tight crotch-revealing clothing, tiny shoes, neon-colored weave, exaggerated accessories, and contacts that don't match. Often found bent over objects with their butts stuck out and on display.

You can see from the sagging pants, pink Fruit of the Loom underwear, bright yellow SpongeBob socks, and winged Nike shoes that he has a hoodmosexual focus on his appearance.

You can see from the the extra smedium spanxs, purple weave, toe cliff shoes, and 40-inch hoop earrings that she has a hoodmosexual focus on her appearance.

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Cake Batter

Is when you pull you dick out of the asshole after you nutted inside, and the tan substance around his hole looks like baking batter.

So you gonna rim my hole? Hell nah trade, not after I just nutted in your cakes, you got cake batter dirty bitch!!

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Hoezheimer's

A progressive function in weathered hoes who have slept with so many people that they lose memories and other important mental functions over time. Unable to remember one trick from the next.

Homes has slept with so many women, that he can't even remember if they are repeaters or first timers.

The clinic said he might have developed Hoezheimer's disease.

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