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Bitch ass

A useless person, most commonly male, who whines like a bitch every time something doesn't go their way. (Not to be confused with a Bitch who is just a female that acts the same)

2.) A person, who has a negative, often unwarranted opinion about anything or everything presented to them.

3.) A guy who is such a pussy even girls bust his balls (assuming he has any, doubtful.)

Defining features of a bitch ass are feelings of self entitlement, inability to cope with daily life, pathetic attemps to gain others sympathy, constantly dwelling on negative thoughts, and the amazing ability to bring down everyone around them.

bitch ass

by wolf15668 September 1, 2013

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No shave behave

A tactic used by women to prevent themselves from doing something regrettable when out at a club, bar, party, etc. This involves purposefully not shaving her legs (or other parts) before going out so that she will stop herself from hooking up with someone to avoid the no-shave shame the morning after.

Crystal: Man, that guy was all over you! Why didn't you leave with him?

Kayla: I cant, no shave behave!

by wolf15668 November 3, 2013

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Christian rap

A double abomination

Rap music is horrible enough without it being christian rap.

by wolf15668 October 18, 2013

27πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


Elevator bomber

A person that stops the elevator, gets on, cuts a huge fart, and sends the elevator on its way.

Oh god, someone shit in here. I have to get off before somebody else gets on and thinks its me.

Elevator bomber

by wolf15668 October 14, 2013

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Slapdick

Slapdick,Someone who doesn't know what the hell they're doing and proceeds to fuck up

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!

by wolf15668 October 10, 2013

40πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Skater

A skater is a human being who enjoys riding a skateboard because it is fun. a lot of skaters could be classified as 'punks' but this is just a stereotype. true, some skaters so wear tight jeans and a pair of emericas, but a lot of them just dress 'normally'.

there are vert skaters and street skaters. vert skaters skate in halfpipes. street skaters skate stairs and ledges and such. street is currently more popular than vert, mainly because it is easier to do. not to say that it requires less skill; I mean that street requires no ramp, therefore it can be done in more places that vert.

skateboarders are often said to be druggies, but this is simply not true... True skateboarders have no use for drugs. It's all about landing those tricks! landing a trick is the ultimate high.

I could say a lot more but i don't have a lot of time to write so I'll end it hear.

skateboarding is not a fad, it's a way of life.

while i may not skateboard every day, i do it for the right reasons... not to get freinds or to cash in on the rise in popularity that skateboarding has suddenly taken.

Skating skate skater

by wolf15668 August 31, 2013

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Teacher humor

Jokes or remarks relating to a teacher's subject or material, that usually only the teacher finds funny. When the teacher is awkwardly laughing into silence, you know that she has used teacher humor.

Teacher: Today we will be studying pi! Not, not cherry pie! (laughs)

Students: ...

Teacher humor.

by wolf15668 October 24, 2013

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