To Offer a Pinocchio

The act of offering a female sex with no strings attached.

To Offer a Pinocchio:
Male: "Excuse me, can I offer you a Pinocchio?"

Female: "What's that, a drink or something?"

Male: "Well, lets just say it involves some long wood with no strings attached."

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Penis Panther

A GIRL that's on the hunt for some penis.

Hey Eliot! Check out that chick over by the bar. She's a total penis panther! I can smell her desperation from here!

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