newted

When a statement or question is answered in such a way a to make the person making the statement or asking the question seem uninformed.

John said that his computer was broken so I newted him by picking up the unplugged power cable and asking how he expected it work without electricity.

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schlonged

1. To be snaked.
2. To be beaten badly.

1. The mechanic is my friend, but he schlonged me on the price.
2. Even though my friends voted for me I still got schlonged in the election.

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baldwin

Pointing a weapon at someone believing it is not loaded.

Don't baldwin that gun at me, not even as a joke.

booby trap

A slang word for a bra.

If I don't wear a booby trap my boobs flop all over the place.

Bogidaw

The piece of mucus that sometimes accompanies a booger picked from one's nose.

That bogidaw must've been six inches long.