Brown tears

When your anus seeps out regret from last night's cheap Thai food

Hey Jack thanks for that cheap $10 Thai food last night. Shame I'm stuck on the toilet with my brown tears.

Procrastinabate

A sexual act performed by an individual while both procrastinating and masturbating simultaneously.

I could study, or I could just procrastinabate all day.

wet biff

A big fat poon which has just been involved in a long period of sexual activity. The hair on the poon is saturated and sticks to other areas of the poon or inside leg

Wow I fucked that bird so hard last night she had a right smelly wet biff by the time I'd finished with her

Squirt boat

A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure

excitement.

Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.

shawk

adjective

shy + awkward = shawk

that girl over there is so shawk.

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