tmhs

Time is moving heels slow!!

Dude1:12 hour shift...time is moving hella slow man!
Dude2:yer man tmhs!!

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brown ballerina

When wiping ones arse after a particularly sloppy turd
your finger pushes through the paper and into your mess
resulting in what looks like a brown ballerina

"bloody hell cherie, we gotta stop buying this cheap
toilet paper! this is my second brown ballerina today!"

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